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"Dear American girls,
We find your accents interesting, as well.
Sincerely, British guy."

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Dear girlfriend I just killed the spider for,

I hope you realize now how much i love you.

Sincerely, your boyfriend who’s also afraid of spiders.

Dear boyfriend,

I’m not really scared of spiders, I just feel loved knowing you’d protect me from even the smallest villain.

Sincerely, AAAHHH!!

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nerdquirks:

Thanks to anon!

Link http://www.bspcn.com/2012/02/03/30-things-to-stop-doing-to-yourself/

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Notes Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

nerdquirks:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

TEACHER:

OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:

AND I’M JUST LIKE :

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This.yes.

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HAHAHA, this is my new favorite blog.

nerdquirks:

Inspired by haislog!

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All.the.time.
Thanks to doyoubelieveinnargles for this fabulous submission!

nerdquirks:

All.the.time.

Thanks to doyoubelieveinnargles for this fabulous submission!

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