"Dear American girls,
Favorite “Dear blank, Please blank” thread
We find your accents interesting, as well.
Sincerely, British guy."
Dear girlfriend I just killed the spider for,
I hope you realize now how much i love you.
Sincerely, your boyfriend who’s also afraid of spiders.
I’m not really scared of spiders, I just feel loved knowing you’d protect me from even the smallest villain.